Top of the line $60k+ Truck

"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin) 12/11/2018 at 12:26 • Filed to: None

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And the badge isn’t on straight...

From Michigan but available at Mahk Wahlberg Chevrolet in beautiful Columbus Ohio!

HammerheadFistpunch > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:30

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Its the high country, it has to slope up.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > HammerheadFistpunch 12/11/2018 at 12:33

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It’s gotta slope up in an accurate representation of the approach angle in stock form .

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:33

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Assembled by the same folks that put the $28k ones together. 

CalzoneGolem > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:33

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I was going to put the badge on straight but then I got

Was gonna QC it for you but then I got

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:34

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“ Seems fine to me”

Azrek > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:35

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I missed a meeting...when did pickup trucks start getting into the 60k range?!

Snailkite > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:35

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Probably no JD Power award for level  badges.

vicali > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/11/2018 at 12:38

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That’s the limit right there..

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 12:38

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A few years ago. $60k is actually the middle.

Go price out an F250 Platinum.

The Dummy Gummy > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:38

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Your first mistake was expecting GM to make a quality car. 

Azrek > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 12/11/2018 at 12:40

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...wut? HOW?! Half the damn vehicle is an empty bed!!! 

vicali > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:40

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That’s like $2K per letter..

Gerry197 > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:45

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Either a Monday morning or Friday afternoon build is my guess.  I want the Tuesday or Wednesday at 10am built truck.  

Ash78, voting early and often > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:49

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You should see the Tripping Balls Country trimline. They just slap the letters on everywhere.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 12:52

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https://www.trucks.com/2017/09/28/ford-super-duty-limited-pickup-truck-100k

The half tons are currently pushing $75k $80k

TechJunky > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:56

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I think the Chevrolet stamp not being centered on the tailgate is a more egregious offense.  Second only to Mark Wahlberg owning a Chevrolet dealership.

Azrek > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:56

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da fuk...?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 12:59

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So what you’re saying is it’s a domestic

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 13:00

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that font is awful .

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 13:04

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When I changed “DODGE”  to “FARGO”  on my cargo fargo farmcharger,  I put it on slightly crooked so it looked factory.  

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 13:04

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Google   “askew”  that’ll fix it.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 13:06

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and pound for pound, it’s no 85 Toyota. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 13:06

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Welcome to the future, where gas will be cheap forever (right?).

https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a22511439/how-the-dollar100000-pickup-came-to-be/

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/11/2018 at 13:06

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[slow clap]

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 13:08

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That pricing is woefully out of date. That was for an F450 Limited.

https://www.ford.com/trucks/super-duty/models/f250-limited/

STARTS at $80,240 for the 2019 F250 version now, easily reaches $90k if you want to tow your fifth wheel.

MonkeePuzzle > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 13:11

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of course, in australia that Chevy would be sold as a Holden

Azrek > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/11/2018 at 13:11

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Man, I got nothing....

So folks are buying trucks in a price range of NICE cars? And these trucks still look and drive like shit? 

jasmits > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 13:11

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“Your Tacoma is just a lifestyle accessory, real men buy full-size trucks” *gets into his $60k leather-lined debt mobile he has because he occasionally tows a 5000 pound wakeboarding boat(or so he tells himself) *

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 13:20

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I mean, when you’ve got too much money, you can’t just not spend it...

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 13:29

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Simple.

Step 1: Cause a SUV/large vehicle craze.
Step 2: L oad them up with “luxury” amenities.
Step 3: Overprice them.
Step 4: Heavily market them as The Only Way To Be American.
Step 5 : ???
Step 6 : Congratulations, you now have the resurgence of the American personal luxury car. It’s just truckier.

Just Jeepin' > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 13:50

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I hear they drive very nicely, basically luxury vehicles, but I haven’t been in one and I drive a TJ so what would I know about comfort?

BigBlock440 > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 14:24

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I can’t believe people pay nice truck money for a car.

Azrek > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 12/11/2018 at 14:50

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I like my Ignorance Mobile

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 12/11/2018 at 15:00

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I ignore pickup trucks these days to be honest...yes, they are capable, but they are also massive bloated money grabs compared to what they used to be IMHO.

ranwhenparked > Azrek 12/11/2018 at 18:13

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They don't make big V8 passenger cars anymore, Americans like big V8 vehicles, pickup trucks fill the void. 

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > MonkeePuzzle 12/11/2018 at 19:41

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That photoshop is freaking amazing! Well done!

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > TechJunky 12/11/2018 at 19:42

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Mah k Wahlberg is a Chevy real people

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Ash78, voting early and often 12/11/2018 at 21:54

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I t hought that was the RAM...